“I Still Live With My Parents”: The Cat Tag That Says It All

Sure, your cat is fiercely independent—until the food bowl is empty or the sunbeam moves. This customizable pet tag is for the fur babies who like to pretend they run the house… while very much still living rent-free in it.
The “I Still Live With My Parents” pet tag is equal parts funny and functional. It’s crafted from 100% recycled steel, making it lightweight, durable, and just the right amount of smug. Choose from two sizes to suit your cat (or small dog), and personalize the back with contact info, microchip details, or even a passive-aggressive message like “Please return me to my butler.”
Perfect for indoor cats who like to sneak out or leash-trained adventurers who need a backup plan.
Why we love it:
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Made from 100% recycled steel = eco-friendly and sturdy
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Two sizes available: 0.88” (small), 1.25” (large)
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Customizable backside with phone numbers, jokes, or bribes
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Makes people laugh and helps get your pet home safely
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The perfect blend of sarcasm and responsibility
Whether your cat is a professional couch potato or a backyard explorer, this tag reminds everyone who really pays the bills—and who still lives at home.